80s cartoon podcast
The 80s cartoon podcast where Cobra Commander rules the world while eating C3POs cereal. Where we review an 80's cartoon for your pleasure. This podcast has 3 hilarious hosts that keep you entertained and laughing.
Episode 40 – C.O.P.S.

Episode 40 – C.O.P.S.

This week the crew has ventured into the future, to the year 2020, to team up with the Central Organization of Police Specialists to save an iceberg from the menacing Big Boss and his CROOKS.  This week we review Season 1, Episode 31: The Case of the Iceberg Pirates.  Yes you read that correctly 30 minutes of sitting on an iceberg defending it from such badies as teh trans-gender Ms. Demeanor and the greatest villian of all time Buttons McBoomBoom.

Direct download: 040_-_COPS.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:59pm EDT

Episode 39 - Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind

Grab your Mehve (badass super hover board) and join the crew as we get our hippy on and try to save the Valley of the Wind from toxic trees and two armies.  Can we do it?  You bet your sweet ass we can, as this week review the Hayao Miyazaki classic movie: Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind.  This week we sit down to review the real version (Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind) and the dumbed down 1985 English re-make (you know so stupid American's could watch it without all that boring crap!).

Direct download: 039_-_Nausicaa.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:19pm EDT

Episode 38 – Dungeons and Dragons

Dungeons and Dragons

We travel to another world this week as we enter the realm of Dungeons & Dragons.  Join our party of 12 year old kids as they try to save the last herd of unicorns, as this week we review Season 01 Episode 04 - Valley of The Unicorns.  Luckily, the much older Dungeon Master not only gives the kids candy, he gives them weapons, armor and advice to fight the devils, demons and evil wizards.  Venture with a barbarian, ranger, caviler, acrobat, magician, thief and unicorn while we figure out why all Dungeon Master's "encounters" involves him pulling something out of the magicians hat.

Direct download: 038_-Dungeons_and_Dragons.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:35pm EDT

Episode 37 – Chip ‘n Dale Rescue Rangers

There is no show too big or no series too small, so this week we called to watch Chip n’ Dale Rescue Rangers.   These animals dress up and try to play detective like Family Guy tries to stay relevant.  Unlike Family Guy, the Rescue Rangers deliver.  We join Chip, Dale, Gadget, Monterey Jack, and Zipper as these miniature detectives venture around solving crimes.  Follow along this week as we watched Cody's favorite episode growing up Season 02 Episode 14: The Case of the Cola Cult.

Direct download: 037_-_Rescue_Rangers.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:23pm EDT

Episode 36 – X-Men

This week we enter the realm of badassness. We pit the human race vs mutants. As we review Pryde of the X-Men. The pilot show for the 90s cartoon crazily named X-Men. We find out what really goes on in the Danger Room after dark. Will Professor X always be known as a pedophile? And why Storm is as useless as Gary Coleman's wife.  Special guests: Brian Perillo and Rob Briscoe of The Uncanny X-Cast joins us this week to help answer the questions.

Direct download: 036_-_Xmen.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:05am EDT

Episode 35 – The Little Prince

This week we catch a comet and get the F off of B6-12 and away from that nagging little Rose Girl!  Yep this week we travel around with Le Petit Prince as we review Season 1 Episode 7: Visit to Another Planet.  Join us as Spencer tries to defend liking The Little Prince but hating My Little Pony ... they are both just so cute, how could you dislike either?!?

Direct download: 035_-_Little_Prince.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:08pm EDT

Episode 34 – Gobots

This week we finally settle the biggest debate of all time: Which is mucho calienter Gobots or Transformers?  This week we review Season 2, Episode 14: Cy-Kill's Shrinking Ray!  Join us as we pull out our shrink rays and foil Cy-Kill's plans of ... I think world domination ... or just getting even with Leader-1 and the Guardians ... hell if we could figure it out!

Direct download: 034_-_Gobots.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:06pm EDT

Episode 33 – Ranma 1/2

Transvestites, hermaphrodites, and panda's recording porno ... this week the gang obviously visits the AVN award show ... I'm kidding this week we watched Ranma 1/2.  This week we review Season 1, Episode 8: Close Call! The Dance of Death... On Ice!  Join us as we partake in the deadliest martial arts contest of all time as we attempt rape on ice!

Direct download: 033_-_Ranma.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:24pm EDT

Episode 32 – The Littles

Peak inside Henry Big's vent and help us discover The Littles!  That's right, this week we stumble upon the greatest scientific discovery since the dinosaurs, this week we review Season 1, Episode 13: Dinky's Doomsday Pizza.  Join us as Grandpa Little, Daddy Little, Mommy Little and the rest get discovered, captured, and zooed (it's a verb I looked it up!) by the evil Dr. Hunter!  But don't fret this story has a happy ending ... you just have to tune in to find out what it is.

Direct download: 032_-_Littles.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:23am EDT

Episode 31 – Mr. T and Pedophiles

Grab your 30 lbs of gold chains and throw it over your mohawk, because this week we parkour our way to stopping some pedophiles!  This week we review Mister T Season 2, Episode 10: Mystery of the Stranger.  Get your secret safe word from your parents and join us as we save little white Mr. T from a white van full of pedophiles!

Direct download: 031_-_Mr_T.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:59pm EDT

Episode 30 – Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors

Episode 30 – Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors

Evil plant cars with phallic weapons only mean one thing, we need Jayce and Bomberman to save us!  This week we review Season 1, Episode 3: Steel Against Shadow.  Grab your all white power tool equipped vehicle and join us as we search for the helmet of legends, hidden for centuries (never mind the fact we walk into a cave and it’s laying right at the entrance).  Because this week we find the helmet and let it eerily hit on us.

Direct download: 030_-_Jayce_and_the_Wheeled_Warriors.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:11pm EDT

Episode 29 - Robotech - The Macross Saga

Episode 29 - Robotech - The Macross Saga.  Giant planes and giant red headed aliens with capes can only mean one thing Robotech!.  This week we review Season 1, Episode 1: Boobytrap.  Grab your mech and join us as we unlock the secret behind Robotechnology to defend Earth from the giant Zentradi warriors and that nasty red headed sidekick Exsedol.

Direct download: 029_-_Robotech_Macross.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:50pm EDT

Episode 28 - Rock out with your Hologram out! Jem!

Episode 28 - Jem. 

Join us this week as we stumble on our dead Dad's secret music lair, complete with Allspark earrings.  This week we review Jem and the Holograms Season 1, Episode 1: The Beginning.  Get your rock on as we welcome guest host David Gutierrez as we sneak backstage and wreck havoc on Jem's tour bus (I mean Rockin' Roadster). 

Direct download: 028_-_Jem.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 3:31am EDT

Episode 27 - Peel off those stickers and finally solve that Rubik's Cube

Episode 27 - Rubik's Cube.  What can you really say about a gypsy's lost magic cube that when solved has the face of Benjamin Button.  This week we solve that age old question!!! Join us as we review Season 1, Episode 17: Super Power Lisa.  Join us as the ghoulie face  rubik and his fun friends do battle against the evil forces of "bad guy number 1" and "bad guy number 2 with a moustache".  I know what you are saying "how could rubik possibly defeat those awesome antagonists?" ... it's easy he (it) has powers that could defeat even Superman!!!

Direct download: 027_-Rubiks_Cube.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:48pm EDT

Episode 26 - A perfectly good podcast ruined by Jaroh - Dragon's Lair

Episode 26 - Dragon's Lair.  Before we get into this weeks cast I'd like to blame our lack of a QA department, because had if we had one this cast would never see the  binary streams of the interwebs.  But we're glad your still join us on our random room journey to save Princess Daphne from the grasps of the huggable dragon Singe.  This week we review Season 1, Episode 6: The Story of Old Alf.  This week our adorable princess tries to become a master magician in less than a week ... nothing bad could come from that right?

Direct download: 026_-_Dragons_Lair.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:23pm EDT

Episode 25 - Grab your lightsaber I mean sunsword it's Thundarr The Barbarian

Episode 25 - Thundarr The Barbarian. Join us as we travel to the year 1994 + 2000 to join up with the horse-riding Thundarr, Ookla the Mok, and Princess Ariel.  This week we review Season 1, Episode 1: Secret Of The Black Pearl.  We brave the vast wastelands, doing battle with mice on scooters with sticks that shoot lasers, just to carry the black pearl to the ruins of Manhat.  Good thing we have that black pearl because we're going to need it when we fight the STATUE OF LIBERTY!!!

Direct download: 025_-_Thundarr_the_Barbarian.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 6:02pm EDT

Episode 24 - No color hating allowed here it's ... Rainbow Brite

Episode 24 - Rainbow Brite.  Throw aside all those dark gothy clothes because this week we jump on our wannabee unicorns and join up with Rainbow Brite and the Color Kids.  This week we review Season 1, Episode 6: Invasion of Rainbowland.  Wow is there a lot going on in Rainbow Land ... we've got picking up color crystals and turning them into star sprinkles to do!  This week we stumble on an alien invasion!!! well sorta, well actually not ... we just get to make friends with an alien that can speak Japanese, Spanish, or English and get our color stolen.

Direct download: 024_-_rainbow_brite.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:32pm EDT

Episode 23 - Pac-Man: Come get a full serving of bananas and balls!

Episode 23 - Pac-Man.  Take off your pants and follow us and we chomps some balls and chase bananas because this week the gang teams up with Pac-Man to chase us down some pesky ghosts.  This week we review two pacalicious episodes Season 1, Episode 19: The Abominable Pac-Man and Season 2, Episode 7: Journey Into The Pac-Past (if we had done our homework we would have picked concurrent episodes .. but we didn't).  Journey to the far off reaches of Abominable Pac-Land where the not so grumpy or scary Abominable Pac-monster helps us chow down on more balls and more ghosts.  Then we stumble onto Marty Mc-Pac-Fly and time travel in the most kid safe device ever ... a washing machine!

Direct download: 023_-_pac_man.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:34am EDT

Episode 22 - HULK! HULK! HULK! ... Hulk Hogan's Rock 'N' Wrestling

Episode 22 - Hulk Hogan's Rock 'N' Wrestling. Put on your singlet and get ready to body slam some Andre the Giant because this week the gang triple threat matches with the Hulkster!  This week we review Season 1, Episode 12: Rock 'n' Zombies.  Join us as we go royal rumble all over the most stereotypical baddies out there ... including a mad Russian, burrito spitting Mexican (their words not mine!), and the little evil cane wielding Japanese guy.

Direct download: 022_-_hulk_rock_n_wrestling.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:48pm EDT

Episode 21 - From my video to my radio ... Kidd Video

Episode 21 - Kidd Video.  Step aside Lionel Richie the gang is ready to shake their rumps along side of Kidd Video!  This week we review Season 1, Episode 1: To Beat the Band.  Join us as we try our very best to lip sync to the copy cats lip syncing to Kidd Video's hit song "A Little TLC".  Lets see Kidd Video try to stop that copy right infringement!

Direct download: 021_-_kidd_video.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:31pm EDT

Episode 20 - La la la-la la la .. Smurfers!

Episode 20 - Smurfs.  Get ready to stew up a pot of delicious boiling blue guys because this week we try to get our hands on those pesky Smurfs.  This week we review Season 1, Episode 1: The Astrosmurf.  Join us on a space traveling adventure to the farthest reaches of the galaxy ... actually we barely leave the forest and we head straight to the volcano next door ... but don't worry Astro-Smurf is too stupid to tell.  And he doesn't even realize all we did was put a muff over our crotches and painted ourselves green.

Direct download: 020_-_smurfs.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:19pm EDT

Episode 19 - Ghostbusters: Lets Go Ghostbusters ... Lets Go!!!

Episode 19 - Ghostbusters.  Grab your gorilla because this week we help fight off a menacing high-top wearing werewolf!  It can only mean one thing, this week we review Season 1, Episode 10: The Ransom of Eddie Spenser.  Join us as we try to be more annoying than the fat guy Eddie and touch ourselves more than Tracy the Gorilla.

Direct download: 019_-_ghostbusters.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 6:03pm EDT

Episode 18 - Danger Mouse: Penfold If You're Very Good I'll Buy You A New Rubber Duck.. A Wind Up One.. That Squeaks! Episode 18 - Danger Mouse.  Strap on your eye patch and grab the nearest hamster because this week we team up with the British super duo of Danger Mouse and Penfold.  This week we review two episodes for your listening enjoyment!  Season 6, Episode 14: Afternoon Off... With the Fangboner and Season 6, Episode 15: Beware of Mexicans Delivering Milk.  As if we needed any help on making genitelia jokes, but we will always partake in an afternoon off with a fangboner!  Look at the date ... Happy 2010 everyone!
Direct download: 018_-_danger_mouse.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:43pm EDT